NOT AN AGENCY NOT AN AGENCY
One person. One brain. Zero delegation to robots or coffee-fetchers.
Your project gets the full human experience.
Why NOT An Agency?
Agencies are like that friend who always brings their entire friend group to dinner. Sometimes you just want to talk to one person who knows what they're doing.
No Game of Telephone
Your idea goes directly from your brain to mine. No account managers playing broken telephone with your vision.
100% Human Intelligence
While everyone's asking ChatGPT to code their startup, I'm using this ancient technology called 'thinking'.
No Intern Roulette
Your project won't be assigned to Brad, the unpaid intern who learned CSS last week and thinks Comic Sans is a design choice.
Direct Power Line
Skip the corporate bureaucracy. You get straight access to the person who actually builds your stuff.
Personal Accountability
When something breaks, you know exactly who to blame. Spoiler alert: it's me, and I'll fix it.
No Meeting About Meetings
We'll have one meeting. Maybe two if you're really indecisive. No weekly check-ins to discuss our feelings about fonts.
What I Actually Do
Unlike agencies that list "synergistic digital transformation" as a service, I prefer to use actual words that mean actual things.
Web Development
Full-stack applications that actually work. No spaghetti code, no mysterious bugs that only appear on Tuesdays.
UI/UX Design
Interfaces so intuitive, even your grandma could use them. And yes, she'll look fabulous doing it.
Mobile Apps
Apps that don't crash when you sneeze. Revolutionary concept in today's market, I know.
E-commerce
Online stores that convert visitors into customers, not confusion into cart abandonment.
Backend Systems
Server architecture that's more reliable than your morning coffee routine. Which, let's be honest, isn't saying much.
Performance Optimization
Making your website faster than your users can say 'Why is this taking so long?'
The Process
That's it. No 47-step methodology with fancy names. No "discovery workshops" that cost more than your car. Just simple, honest work.
Let's Talk
Ready to work with someone who won't ghost you after the deposit clears? Let's discuss your project like actual human beings.
Start a Conversation
Quick Contact
hello@12unicorns.com
Response Time
Usually within 24 hours (unless I'm debugging something really stubborn)
Location
Working remotely from the best coffee shops worldwide
What to Expect
- • A real human will read your message (shocking, I know)
- • Honest feedback about timeline and budget
- • No sales pitch about "digital transformation"
- • Probably some terrible jokes about web development